Island Retreat Tee

Regular price $25.00

This summer, fly out to the best kept secret in the U.S. Virgin Islands! With such prestigious visitors as Alan Dershowitz, Naomi Campbell, Prince Andrew, and President Clinton himself, it’s easy to forget that the owner of this island was a notorious pedophile known for his widespread child sex trafficking.

Commemorate Little St. James and all of its fabulous visitors with unique nametags for each size, as follows:

S - Ghislaine Maxwell

M - Prince Andrew

L - Bill Clinton

XL - Alan Dershowitz

2XL - Naomi Campbell

Snag this exclusive vacation tee and make this a summer you’ll never forget! All proceeds will be donated to community organizations in Minneapolissee which ones here.


• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Boxy fit
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8″ (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Dominican Republic, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Haiti, or Mexico

 

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26